If not now, then when?

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: As Kris Jenner in Kim’s Fairytale Divorce

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pizzaforpresident:

this is literally my favorite post of all time look at her face in the second picture she’s like “oh no one more just wait” and then she gets one more and she keeps running like the fourth picture look at her stride and her face she’s so happy to exist and touch butts and oh man. you go girl, follow your dreams

/adds to bucketlist

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When I show up to hang out with my friend but then realize I’m going to be the 3rd wheel

whatshouldwecallme:

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generalknoxx:

triskaidecagon:

seeing your reflection when watching tv :/

the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that

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Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x)

“We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”

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blinking-blinking-is-boring:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

sorry we don’t live three centuries ago

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felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

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